So...gag gifts. This one I found several weeks ago and thought you'd get a laugh receiving it in the mail for your birthday. You know, to go along with the GIANT underwear Christine always slips in somewhere.
Turns out the joke's on me. When I went to wrap it, I found it was already opened. Apparently someone in our family (who will remain nameless) actually needed it. In their defense, they said it was used for their shoes as a "baby powder" alternative but I think the label is pretty clear as to it's primary use...
So, you won't be receiving it in the mail. HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!
And guess what?
MONKEY BUTT!
